I Got Tagged By My Idiot Brother

10 random facts about me because my brother "tagged me" on his blog.

1. I haven't sold a car in 2.5 weeks. Big money in car sales, ya'll? Woo-hoo!

2. I'm almost 31 years old and I can't stop playing video games. Sad? Yes. Do I care what you think? No.

3. I just bought the new Wilco c.d. Sky Blue Sky. You should buy it, too, because it's really good and if you have any musical taste at all you'll listen to me. I have musical taste. You should have musical taste, too. So put away your Lily Allen c.d. and buy something with talent.

4. I have a crush on Jodie Foster but I can't explain why. I also have a crush on Daphne from Scooby Doo.

5. I almost bought a Kelly Clarkson c.d. last week...I...I'm sorry...I almost couldn't help myself...

6. My wife inexplicably has a crush on Robert Redford. I'm thinking about buying her a leathery saddle bag and telling her it's him. Same thing really.

7. When someone recites the names of the planets I giggle when they get to Uranus.

8. I am Michael Baysinger's love child.

9. The next time my wife gets pregnant (by me, of course) I'm going to wear a t-shirt that says, "One in the Oven" and has an arrow pointing to my stomach.

10. I really want to go to the following places in the next two decades: Montana, Alaska, the U.K., Jodie Foster's house, Seattle, Boston, Niagara Falls, any place that isn't a car dealership, Israel, Rome, and Australia.

That's it. Now leave me alone.

I'm tagging the following people:

Kim Golden
Kim Golden
Kim Golden
Kim Golden
The Wiggles